Done.
I will begin with the end.
Category: Motherhood
19Nov2009
Barbie Confessions
In the Sortor home, a Barbie can expect a life as filled with beatings and drama as your average Lifetime movie.
12Nov2009
Disney Princesses on Ice
When you can’t win your children’s affection any other way, you can always pay Disney to win it for you.
12Oct2009
25Sep2009
Gather Ye Rosebuds While ye May
Gather ye rose-buds while ye may,
Old Time is still a-flying:
And this same flower that smiles today,
Tomorrow will be dying. -Robert Herrick
25Aug2009
We’re Not in Kansas Anymore, Todo.
Brooklyn started Kindergarten today and I feel (and probably look) like I’ve been the victim of some kind of natural disaster.
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16Jun2009
Darth Schlictenstein
The enthusiastic pediatrician is dead. Darth Schlictenstein is our new doctor.
A New Chapter
I’m going to take it a day at a time and try to keep the tears at a minimum.
A Day in the Life of Avery
Avery won’t be two-and-a-half forever. Today I am grateful for that. But then there are those good days…
09Mar2009
Ikea: Human Rat Trap of Terror
Blood trickled down my quivering upper lip as we neared the source of the natural light: A large window overlooking the parking lot and a sign reading “This Way to Flooring”. And we were never heard from again! The End.
05Mar2009
The Final Countdown
I’m not going to lie to you- its been a long eight-and-a-half-months.