I suppose it was hard to see the humor from her perspective, holed up as she was with the silently ominous poo.
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I terrify small children. I’m a MONSTER!
Last year was nothing short of a nightmare.
Brooklyn is a dilly-dallyer. Meticulous and careful by nature, she has exceptional concentration for a five-year-old. However, this does make it difficult for her to move from one activity to another. In a world where we are often driven by the clock, life can be frustrating with someone who will not be rushed.
We were up and at ’em Friday putting up lights, bustin’ out the ornaments, and decking the halls with boughs of synthetic holly.
The fetus wants what the fetus wants!
Why is it I always want what I can’t have?
If the past is any indication of the future, I’m sure I’ll cry a lot, and laugh a lot, and the days will fly by.
I got to see my little fetus jumping around, kicking, waving to me. And a cuter little fetus I never did see.
This fetus is sucking away my life force.