Phil, the Disillusioned Vampire

“I hold Stephanie Meyer personally responsible for the domestication of the vampire. She has single-handedly pussified a once formidable monster.”

Zombie at the RC Willey

I know what you’re thinking, “But Diana, aren’t Zombies just fictional monsters found in such hilarious films as “Night of the Living Dead”?” No, my naive back-talking friend, they are real.


The Silver Lining

This life is too short to put off living. Its too precious not to see the silver lining even when its overcast.


Ode to Avery

Somehow, from the early hours of her birthday Avery knew instinctively what turning two would mean for her.

Ten Reasons I’d Rather: Part One

A wise men once said, “To pick up clothes and wash them, dry them, fold them, and put them away is the lamest, most time-consuming chore known to man.”

Liono vs. Jack Skellington

“With the Sword of Omens and my enchanted claw shield there is none who dares oppose me!”

Optimism is for the Birds.

“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice, “Well, this isn’t too bad…”