Liono vs. Jack Skellington

Liono: “And so it has come to this- The presidency within my reach with not but a skeleton between me and glorious victory!

Jack: “Would you mind putting the sword away? Its making me uncomfortable.”
Liono: “This is no ordinary sword. This bad-boy is the Sword of Omens! With it and my enchanted claw shield there is none who dares oppose me!”
Jack: “I oppose you Liono. And I believe that if the public took a closer look at your healthcare plan they would oppose you too.”
Liono: “And what would a skeleton know of healthcare?”
Jack: “Touche.”
Liono: “What did you call me?”
Jack: “And what of your shady past? You don’t expect the public to believe that was catnip in your dormroom back on Thundera.”
Liono: “Since I have been Lord of the Thundercats Thunderian crime has gone down thirty-seven percent, the planet is cleaner, and our kittens are receiving a better education. I think my record speaks for itself.”
Jack: “What, your record makes no mention of indiscretions involving Cheetara?”
Liono: “I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Jack: “On the contrary, Mr. Ooogie Boogie-“
Liono: “NO PROOF!”
Jack: “The fact is the public needs a leader they can trust. I am totally transparent-“
Liono: “Of course he’s transparent- he’s a friggin’ skeleton!”
Jack: “Yes, I attempted to ‘borrow’ a holiday without permission and that was wrong. Yes, I was party to the kidnapping and light torture of Santa Clause- although it should be noted he forgave me and we’re currently friends on Facebook- I can be honest about my mistakes. And that is something that clearly sets me apart from my opponent here.”
Liono: “That and my sweet sword.”
Jack: “By the way Liono, bold move running with Snarf as your vice president.”
Liono: “I’ll admit Panthro may have been the better choice. But at least my head is proportionate to my body.”
Jack: “What is that? Do I smell kitty litter?”
Liono: “Its like a golf ball on a tee for heaven’s sake!”
Jack: “Zero, attack!
Liono: “Thundercats HO-OH!”
27 COMMENTS
  1. Diana, how is it that you have not joined the writer’s guild and started a career writing for SNL or The Office? Your posts ALWAYS make me crack up (Which is kind of awkward right now because I’m at school… People think I’ve finally cracked… Not too far from the truth, actually).

    Shanana 16 years ago Reply
  2. I can’t stop lauging! You’re frickin hilarious!

    AngPang 16 years ago Reply
  3. I think Jack won the debate. That Liono is such a homo… Oh, and you’re funny too.

    Wayneman 16 years ago Reply
  4. By the way, Diana, Mom must love me more than you, because she’s already commented on my blog four times. 😐 She really should comment on your’s or Angie’s or Gina’s as well ;|

    Wayneman 16 years ago Reply
  5. I’m glad you enjoyed it Shana, Angie, Wayne.

    And I don’t know why Mom never comments on my blog. I keep checking and no Mom commentary! She must not care…

    Di 16 years ago Reply
  6. That she hasn’t even checked this string of comments proves it. Diana, you have been usurped as the favorite forthwith. Wayne wins! You’re off the hook.

    Shanana 16 years ago Reply
  7. I got an e-mail from Mom and she was livid that she can’t post on any of our websites except Wayne’s… so therefore Wayne gets the praise. Is there a reason Mom can’t comment… I know that I don’t have her blocked, do you….”Things that make you go, HUMMMMMMM…By the way, Di has, and always will be the favorite…sorry Wayne. Keep up the wishful thinking Shana…

    Geansie 16 years ago Reply
  8. Wishful thinking?!!!… Oops. Did I say that?

    Wayneman 16 years ago Reply
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    Wayneman 16 years ago Reply
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    Wayneman 16 years ago Reply
  11. No I did not block Mom. Who on earth would block a family member from commenting on her blog??? I can’t imagine who? Any thoughts Gina?

    Di 16 years ago Reply
  12. GINA YOU BLOCKED ME FROM YOUR BLOG!

    Di 16 years ago Reply
  13. Again, maybe there’s something wrong with her blog?

    Wayneman 16 years ago Reply
  14. Well, Di, we are no longer blocked from Gina’s comments on her blog site. Must have been a glitch. I don’t know if I can actually post a comment, but I didn’t try.

    Wayneman 16 years ago Reply
  15. Nope, I’m still blocked.

    Di 16 years ago Reply
  16. As am I. I think she must be updating it or something. Or she hates us. Gina, do you hate us?

    AngPang 16 years ago Reply
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    Wayneman 16 years ago Reply
  18. How could I ever hate you guys… You are my best…possibly, only friends. I am a blogger dunce and messed with my settings. All better now…:)

    Geansie 16 years ago Reply
  19. How could I ever hate you guys… You are my best…possibly, only friends. I am a blogger dunce and messed with my settings. All better now…:)

    Geansie 16 years ago Reply
  20. see… I am a total idiot and posted my stupid comment twice!!!!! Sorry…

    Geansie 16 years ago Reply
  21. I’ll try one more time to comment.

    1. I need a new invite from Gina, the old one expired when I went to Utah.

    2. I’ve joined Google several times and it keeps telling me I don’t exist!

    3. You guys are so clever I feel like an old “dummy”.

    4. I love the way you all banter back and forth and get along so well.

    5. I can keep up with all your doings, even Kelly’s and Anna’s.

    6. I love seeing the new pictures.

    Mom 16 years ago Reply
  22. Yay! did it!! Now, who’s blog is this? Oh Diana’s. Yay, now I am one of the cool people!

    Gina, re-invite me please.
    I actually got on Miranda’s blog from Carol’s. But when I click on yours, the screen says, “Oh No! your invitation has expired!” Help me, please.

    Mom 16 years ago Reply
  23. I like Mom’s list for these reasons:

    1. It makes me laugh

    2. It is very informative in an extremely organized and easy to understand way

    3. I’ve never known Mom to be a list-maker, and I’m proud of her for starting.

    4. Gina, you need to re-invite Mom, because her invite expired.

    5. I learned the above from Mom’s list

    6. That’s what she said.

    AngPang 16 years ago Reply
  24. LOL! Angie you are my hero.

    Di 16 years ago Reply
  25. I used to think I was clever until I started reading you guys’s comments on everyone’s blog (can’t we come up with another word for that? I don’t like saying it or typing it. It feels dirty.) It’s quite a challege to keep up! The banter is so fun and so fun-ny, I laugh every time! I think that’s my favorite thing about this family: making each other laugh is the goal! (BTW, I couldn’t leave comments on Gina’s b-l-o-g either at first, I eventually gave up for a while.)

    Kelly 16 years ago Reply
  26. I agree with Kelly, I hate the word “blog”. The first time I saw it was on a large billboard along the highway. A word I never heard of? I was baffled and decided to find out forthwith what it meant. Now I know!! Surely, (I’ll call you “Surely” if I want to) we are all so clever that we could come up with another, better, more audio-pleasing word. There’s my challenge to all of you “smarties”!

    Mom 16 years ago Reply
  27. I think I just found one! The letters they make us copy in order to comment make great sense! “duktslu”, or “wdspkt”! So many letters, so many possibilities!

    Mom 16 years ago Reply

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