Wayne said he needed a laugh so I promised him a funny post. This is not that post.
A Free Association Post:
1. I am not a fan of hot dogs. Not all hot dogs mind you. Just Kroger.
2. Freddie Kruger is Edward Scissorhands on crack.
3. Snap, Crackle, and Pop could kick The Keebler Elves butts.
4. My Grandma has a velvet painting of Elvis on her wall but she doesn’t remember my name.
5. If I eat one more cinnamon roll I will probably turn into one.
6. What ever happened to The Violent Femmes?
7. My one regret is that I never learned to play the guitar.
8. You wouldn’t know it to look at me but I ROCK at “American Idol” (on the Wii).
9. I once saw a wee man in a kilt. Best day EVER.
10. Ever After is the gayest movie ever made.
And there you have it; my disturbing inner monologue. And you’re TAGGED.
lol.
That. Was. AWESOME!!! I totally want to hear what Simon Cowell says about your pipes. …And we were just listening to the Violent Femmes the other day and wondering the same thing. They’re still solid!
Nice!
You know, I’ve been looking for something to make me laugh too. It has been at least 30 seconds since I read and laughed your post. You made one for Whayne, so Anghie needs one now.
I’m just kidding. I’m just trying to get you to keep blogging.
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I love Grandma’s Elvis on velvet…
Just when I was about to give up – BOOYAH! – Diana conjures up another brilliantly funny post.
Thanks, Sis 🙂
Grandma Margie’s velvet painting is not Elvis, its just a ramdom cowboy smoking out on the prarie all alone, leaning against his saddle with his horse stand, grazing in the sunset.
AND Gramma does so know your name. Its Diane.
I knew that Mom, but sometimes it’s okay to just go with it…
Thank you.
I needed that.
P.S. did I mention that this picture is really cool? I went and saw Alice in Wonderland and it just makes me smile…so much fun!